https://respectfulinsolence.com/2018/04/05/brittney-kara-if-vaccines-great-why-not-mentioned-bible/
So, you don’t want to take your kids to have their vaccinations ’cause it isn’t in the Bible. That’s all right, there’s a lot of other useless items that are also NOT in the ‘Good Book.’ This should in no way be considered a comprehensive list; nonetheless here a few lacks I’d love to point out:
-Literacy, so you’ll actually know what’s in the f—kin’ book
-A uniform spelling system where we all agree on verb forms, spelling and grammar
-GUNS; that should please the NRA & all you supporters of the Second Amendment
-aspirin for when your kids get on your last nerve
-insulin
-antibiotics
-flushable toilet
-toilet paper
-fresh running water
-refrigeration to preserve fresh food for days to come
-the most basic understanding of sanitation
–the most basic understanding of medicine
-Tolerance of your neighbors’ religion–oh wait, we don’t have that now, either. OK then, never mind…
-yoyos [I mean the toys, not our politicians]
-the most basic respect for your women-folk
-fire hoses, fire sprinklers or fire protection of any kind
-Van Halen
-Miles Davis
-Electricity
-The Law of Gravity
-Newton’s Laws of Motion
-Einstein’s General & Special Theories of Relativity
-zippers
-printed circuits
-cell phones that allow you to nag your absent-minded children at school or from any part of the country whatsoever
Christopher f—kin’ Columbus
-George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson or any one of the Founding Fathers
-The Bill of Rights
-Magna Carta
-compasses to keep your sorry ass from being lost in the wilderness for 40 years like some people we know
-The Collected Works of William Shakespeare
-hand soap
-dish soap
-chocolate & candy
-baby formula
-latex stretch pants
-Bras, which depending on the person, may or may not be a blessing
-pizza
-subway sandwiches
-Peace
I’m beginning to think this book may not have all the answers to life’s questions after all….
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